TF5
Quintessa: “We should take the planet Cybertron, and push it somewhere else!”
I'm Nick, aka Speedy, really, call me whatever you'd like. I'm trash for robots, an advocate for the Autobots, and an avid fan of Optimus Prime.
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Optimus: Ah yes Cade Yeager
Optimus: I hold that man close to my spark
Cade: *Opens up Optimus’s chest plate*
Cade: It gets hot in here sometimes
them: you should feel bad for liking this movie. i should know. i hated it. this movie is disgraceful to humanity and shouldn’T HAVE BEEN MADE AND PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE SPENDING THEIR MONEY ON SUCH A BAD MOVIE I FEEL SO BAD THAT THEIR INTELLIGENCE IS GETTING FUCKED UP BY WATCHING IT AND PPL WHO CALL THEMSELVES FANS FOR WATCHING THE MOVIE SHOULDN’T BE FANS AT AL-
me:

I found this on Pinterest…
Why do I smell fanfictions?
I drew this why is it on Pinterest lmfao
so the majority of the fandom agrees that Optimus tied up with thick-ass chains is hot as heck
but you know what would be even hotter??
Optimus breaking out of those chains
imagine him gaining super ultra extra strength from that dark matter or whatever, allowing him to just…SNAP those chains with a single flex of his robo-muscles. he’d probably make a loud grunting noise when he does it, too. oh my god. help.
I’m awaiting the release of the RID Combiner Force!
voltron looks pretty good.
@radioactivibee THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS COMPLETE
TFP Megatron: i want to be Prime
council: sorry we’re giving that job to Optimus
TFP Megatron: goddammit
TLK Megatron: i want to be the baddest bad guy and wreck earth’s shit
Quintessa: sorry we’re giving that job to Optimus
TLK Megatron: this shit again??
the song is Animal by Neon Trees.
im in tears
OH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
DOM YOU AMAZING